08-06-2008, 01:27 AM
A friend true story Written by unknown
Okay, here's a doozie. I was out hanging around with a friend of mine a dark Friday night. We were sitting around using the computers at a local college. We finally got bored and were sitting around in a lecture hall when I was reminded I owed her a back rub. She lied down on the floor and I began rubbing her shoulders
Then I said, "If you want to try something new, flip on over." She did so, and I started rubbing her stomach. I even got her to lift her shirt up! My friend is about 5'5", about 100 pounds. Her tummy is soft for about an inch, then she has a thick layer of muscle right beneath.
So I was sitting there rubbing her stomach, when I made a remark on how she had a layer of muscle beneath. I asked her then if she wanted to add more tone; she asked how. I told her to stand up and lift her shirt up and flex.
I gave her a few light jabs to the stomach. She giggled and thought it was some cute exercise. "You see," I said, "it's easy to take a punch when you're all tense like that. Taking it when you're relaxed is... different." She nodded dutifully.
We sat around for a few moments more, then I asked her, "Have you ever been punched in the stomach?"
"No," she answered.
"It's kind of weird," I replied. "The trick is taking it when you're flexed. Taking it when you're relaxed is completely different."
I asked her to stand still with her belly relaxed. She did so, and I jabbed her in the belly, which flexed instantly.
"See," I said, "you were expecting it, so you tensed up."
We sat and chatted for a while longer. Finally, it came time for us to meet our ride elsewhere on campus. She reached over to pull her sweatshirt over her head
and that's when I belted her in the gut. She kind of squeaked and doubled over, crouching down low and holding her stomach. She kind of giggled and wheezed.
"Now you can say you've been hit in the stomach," I jokingly said.
"Yup," she coughed.
"You want one for me?" I asked.
She immediately stood up and belted me in the stomach. I instinctively tensed up, but it was a good punch and landed deep in my guts. I coughed and played it up a bit, and we headed back to catch our ride.
The best part comes here: she seemed to find this to be some great game. I was leaning against the wall, and she began pummeling my abs! Fortunately, I've got tough abs, and blocked the first, but the second sank deep. The last NINE bounced off. I found a way to work this into a debt system, and she agreed!
Here's the rules; she owed me ten punches into a flexed stomach and one relaxed. I gave her three punches into her flexed abs, which was nice; then I decided to work this into a system. Here's how it goes.
Every week, anyone with a debt owes the person another two punches into their flexed abs (upon every Saturday).
Three flexed punches can be turned into a relaxed punch (woohoo!).
Also, we've come up with a playful ritual; we'll stick each other's fists in each other's belly at the same time so they're just resting there. Then we'll give each other a playful thrust into the other's stomach. Her tummy is soft! Heh heh heh'
Okay, here's a doozie. I was out hanging around with a friend of mine a dark Friday night. We were sitting around using the computers at a local college. We finally got bored and were sitting around in a lecture hall when I was reminded I owed her a back rub. She lied down on the floor and I began rubbing her shoulders
Then I said, "If you want to try something new, flip on over." She did so, and I started rubbing her stomach. I even got her to lift her shirt up! My friend is about 5'5", about 100 pounds. Her tummy is soft for about an inch, then she has a thick layer of muscle right beneath.
So I was sitting there rubbing her stomach, when I made a remark on how she had a layer of muscle beneath. I asked her then if she wanted to add more tone; she asked how. I told her to stand up and lift her shirt up and flex.
I gave her a few light jabs to the stomach. She giggled and thought it was some cute exercise. "You see," I said, "it's easy to take a punch when you're all tense like that. Taking it when you're relaxed is... different." She nodded dutifully.
We sat around for a few moments more, then I asked her, "Have you ever been punched in the stomach?"
"No," she answered.
"It's kind of weird," I replied. "The trick is taking it when you're flexed. Taking it when you're relaxed is completely different."
I asked her to stand still with her belly relaxed. She did so, and I jabbed her in the belly, which flexed instantly.
"See," I said, "you were expecting it, so you tensed up."
We sat and chatted for a while longer. Finally, it came time for us to meet our ride elsewhere on campus. She reached over to pull her sweatshirt over her head
and that's when I belted her in the gut. She kind of squeaked and doubled over, crouching down low and holding her stomach. She kind of giggled and wheezed.
"Now you can say you've been hit in the stomach," I jokingly said.
"Yup," she coughed.
"You want one for me?" I asked.
She immediately stood up and belted me in the stomach. I instinctively tensed up, but it was a good punch and landed deep in my guts. I coughed and played it up a bit, and we headed back to catch our ride.
The best part comes here: she seemed to find this to be some great game. I was leaning against the wall, and she began pummeling my abs! Fortunately, I've got tough abs, and blocked the first, but the second sank deep. The last NINE bounced off. I found a way to work this into a debt system, and she agreed!
Here's the rules; she owed me ten punches into a flexed stomach and one relaxed. I gave her three punches into her flexed abs, which was nice; then I decided to work this into a system. Here's how it goes.
Every week, anyone with a debt owes the person another two punches into their flexed abs (upon every Saturday).
Three flexed punches can be turned into a relaxed punch (woohoo!).
Also, we've come up with a playful ritual; we'll stick each other's fists in each other's belly at the same time so they're just resting there. Then we'll give each other a playful thrust into the other's stomach. Her tummy is soft! Heh heh heh'